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miércoles, 28 de diciembre de 2005

now the joke´s on me

Miss veintiocho
1. No me mamo esta ciudad.
2. No me mamo el sonido estrenduoso de las guitarras eléctricas y no puedo durar mas de una hora en un concierto de Rock and Roll.
3. Me gusta mas el trago que el porro. En especial el aguardiente.
4. Tengo pocos contactos en messenger pero hablo con todos, no puedo dejar de responder sus mensajes.
5. Soy dependiente del celular, contesto todas las llamadas posibles.
6. Soy un abogado de corazón, dejé la Historia en un segundo plano.
7. Uribe presidente Vitalicio!!!
8. Ayer vi a Ana después de un largo rato. No hubo química, no hubo nada memorable, ni ganas de darle un beso.
9. Liliana en cambio me tiene loco ultimamente.
10. Cambio de novia como cambio de calzoncillos.
11. Mis lugares favoritos de rumba son el salto del angel y Andrés Carne de Rés, su música, sus borrachos y alegría satánica son la sensación.
12. Vivir con Juan ha sido un problema desde el primer día.
13. Para colmo de males mi perro, mi primer perro en la vida salió feoooooooooooooooooo!
14. El último disco de NIN apesta, como todos los anteriores.
15. Todavía lloro la muerte de Kaleth.
16. Todos los vallenatos me gustan excepto Diomaiden days.
17. Soy un enfermo sexual, me como lo que venga.
18. No salgo los fines de semana si no salgo con viejas.
19. Me maman los planes caseros, ¿que la gente no se aburre de sentarse, fumar porro, reirse hasta la muerte y en algún momento quedar dormidos con sonrisas estúpidas?
20. Me gusta cada vez más que me digan abuelo.
21. Nunca me he enamorado de alguién que haya conocido en la red.
22. Tengo un pésimo oido, nunca podría aprender un instrumento por mi cuenta.
23. Soy adicto a la televisión.
24. Si no ando en carro tengo necesariamente que andar en taxi, los buses bogotanos apestan.
25. Soy homofóbico.
26. Antes solía ser mas simple y llano en temas del destino "lo que era, era", ahora soy mas iluso y creo en la fuerza de Dios ante todas las cosas. "el libro ya esta escrito".
27. El 2006 será mi año de locha, que el mundo depare porque no pienso mover un dedo.
28. !!!!etneconi rop alesap ,odanoicnem etnemroiretna ol a oirartnoc ol odot etnematulosba yos

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Je, :) yo sí la paso pues. Saludos sernati.

jajaj.. me reí con un par de cosas.. estan buenas...
cuidate.. un abrazo

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Casi me dan tres infartos cuando lei "el ultimo disco de NIN apesta igual que los anteriores" yo se que es una broma, pero casi me dan

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Lucky us the since the slots are online there is no such thing as a queue and you can play when you want. You don’t even have to get dressed.

Not that this has any relevance to who plays slots and who don’t. There is clearly according to the latest polls more women playing slots then men. Men seem to drift towards the poker and table games. But here is something us men have to watch out for, they are coming. And they are also coming in swarms.

And since we men can not do more then one thing at a time (at least that is what the women say) we are in trouble. Take Blackjack, they should be better at handling two and three hands then us. Texas Hold’em is up for grabs because of the pace and many factors in the game. So when you are playing against a women you might want to hold on to your chips (and maybe your hart as well) she could end up owning both of them. Women know we are simple beings, and do have this factor over us when playing face to face. All men are suckers to a nice smile, so in all fairness any poker game that has both men and women in it should be played online.

At least you will not be distracted by that nice perfume drifting in from the women next to you. It is so faint but a man has certain instincts and will try to get a good sniff. So leaning in (ever so careful) I still get booted from a game for trying to look at other peoples cards. And I had a straight lined up. Even the big smile I got from the women next to me did not really soften the blow of getting booted. At least the dealer understood me and just told me to take a break for a while. That is my 2 cents worth on the topic of women and gambling.

Signing off for now and heading towards the slots, someone told me there is a good chance of meeting women there. At least that is what they tell me on http://www.streetslots.com

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